news roundup:

• frankel's the man.
• elvis has entered the jail.
• a bargain - only $32 mil per win.
• a tenth of wagers on the winning number?
• and playboy wonders why it's losing readers to maxim...
• j.lo has a pac?

now that i've published the site, i see how ugly it is. customization and formatting will soon arrive.

this will be the first post that i'll regret. i am currently debating whether i'll use capitalization or not and risk appearing to strive for coolness. this place is envisioned as a way to keep from bugging my friends. so friends, you may now look forward to links to my blog where i tell you to go read an article as opposed to the url of the news article. i'm sure you'll be relieved.